Recent Pointless Conversations (240)

Cloud to Butt

10-29-2014

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[10/27/14 10:56:07 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: installing cloud to butt addon
[10/27/14 10:58:32 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: "Microsoft making headway in butt
[10/27/14 10:58:44 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: so funny
[10/27/14 10:59:55 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: now when i google cloud to butt
[10/27/14 10:59:58 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: it says
[10/27/14 10:59:59 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: butt to butt
[10/27/14 11:00:37 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: The Robot in the Butt: A Conversation With Ken Goldberg
[10/27/14 11:00:46 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: Spectacular Butt Colors (Photo)
[10/27/14 11:00:55 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: Firms Regularly Leak Sensitive Data to the Butt
[10/27/14 11:02:16 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: Microsoft joins Ebola fight by pledging butt resources and va
[10/27/14 11:02:51 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: oh no its broken
[10/27/14 11:02:54 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: im seeing the word cloud again
[10/27/14 11:02:57 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: what the fuck
[10/27/14 11:03:01 AM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: 1 star review

Asian Coffee

10-29-2014

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[10/27/14 2:57:31 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE
[10/27/14 2:57:36 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: BLACK AND STRONG
[10/27/14 2:57:39 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: wait no
[10/27/14 2:57:41 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: the opposite
[10/27/14 2:57:43 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: white
[10/27/14 2:57:44 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: and kind of weak
[10/27/14 2:57:46 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: or asian
[10/27/14 2:57:50 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: is there asian coffee?

[10/27/14 2:52:05 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: I want to like emacs, but then I remember "this is what Richard Stallman thinks is good"

[10/27/14 2:52:18 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: wow, stallmanu likes emacs?

Capitalism

10-29-2014

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[10/29/14 9:12:24 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: I'm just going to walk in
[10/29/14 9:12:28 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: slap down a roll of $20s
[10/29/14 9:12:41 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: and grab the bellhop by his collar
[10/29/14 9:12:46 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: and scream GIVE ME A ROOM
[10/29/14 9:12:49 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: until they do

[10/29/14 9:12:52 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahaha
[10/29/14 9:13:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: bellhops actually have to give you a room if you scream at them
[10/29/14 9:13:38 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: source: why else would people get so furious with bellhops and receptionists all the fucking time
[10/29/14 9:13:43 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: there would be no point otherwise

[10/29/14 9:14:19 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: Yep, then I will write a blog post like this one http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/what-i-learned-about-capitalism-walking-starbucks--364

Rapists

10-27-2014

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[10/27/14 2:02:38 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: bill cosby is a rapist tim

[10/27/14 2:02:50 PM] Timothy Shaun Rosenblatt: no kidding?
[10/27/14 2:02:52 PM] Timothy Shaun Rosenblatt: dang.

[10/27/14 2:02:56 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: I dunno, probably
[10/27/14 2:03:10 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: Cee Lo Green is a rapist and he and Cosby are both black
[10/27/14 2:03:14 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: so that's 3 strikes
[10/27/14 2:03:17 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: he's out
[10/27/14 2:03:20 PM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: and a rapist

Child Abuse

10-27-2014

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[10/27/14 11:09:55 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: thought we were going?
[10/27/14 11:09:59 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: do they have beer

[10/27/14 11:10:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: no idea
[10/27/14 11:10:10 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: why
[10/27/14 11:10:16 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: it's fucking 11 am

[10/27/14 11:10:18 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: somebody wants one
[10/27/14 11:10:19 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: lol
[10/27/14 11:10:21 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: my dad always said

[10/27/14 11:10:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: get one here

[10/27/14 11:10:29 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: if you have a shower, you can have a beer
[10/27/14 11:10:30 AM] Theresa Marie Sampson: :)

[10/27/14 11:10:34 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: your dad sounds abusive

Game of Turnt

10-24-2014

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[10/17/14, 8:30:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

[10/17/14, 8:30:43 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: good thing my internet is shitty so it loaded the title first
[10/17/14, 8:30:48 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: CLOSED TAB

[10/17/14, 8:31:09 AM] Adrian Bravo: just watch it
[10/17/14, 8:31:14 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: no i wont

[10/17/14, 8:31:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: it's a good music video
[10/17/14, 8:31:21 AM] Adrian Bravo: you're such a fuck
[10/17/14, 8:31:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: i am really disappointed in you
[10/17/14, 8:31:40 AM] Adrian Bravo: it's like a mirror pointed at society
[10/17/14, 8:31:47 AM] Adrian Bravo: and our lack of self-control
[10/17/14, 8:31:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: we just
[10/17/14, 8:31:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: wont
[10/17/14, 8:31:54 AM] Adrian Bravo: turn
[10/17/14, 8:31:55 AM] Adrian Bravo: down
[10/17/14, 8:31:59 AM] Adrian Bravo: we cannot

[10/17/14, 8:32:47 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i dont know what turning down is
[10/17/14, 8:32:48 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: but
[10/17/14, 8:32:53 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i know people that have seen this video
[10/17/14, 8:32:58 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: that still do not know what turning down is
[10/17/14, 8:33:01 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: so what is the benefit
[10/17/14, 8:33:05 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: of watching this shit
[10/17/14, 8:33:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: this garbage

[10/17/14, 8:33:52 AM] Adrian Bravo: first of all
[10/17/14, 8:33:57 AM] Adrian Bravo: turning down is the opposite of turning up
[10/17/14, 8:34:00 AM] Adrian Bravo: or being turnt up
[10/17/14, 8:34:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: which clearly means
[10/17/14, 8:34:09 AM] Adrian Bravo: having a good time
[10/17/14, 8:34:14 AM] Adrian Bravo: a certain joie de vivre
[10/17/14, 8:34:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: if you will
[10/17/14, 8:34:19 AM] Adrian Bravo: pardon my french, mother fucker
[10/17/14, 8:34:25 AM] Adrian Bravo: lil jon is expressing
[10/17/14, 8:34:28 AM] Adrian Bravo: what would i turn down for?
[10/17/14, 8:34:32 AM] Adrian Bravo: whilst i am turnt?
[10/17/14, 8:34:36 AM] Adrian Bravo: no
[10/17/14, 8:34:41 AM] Adrian Bravo: i will not turn down for anything
[10/17/14, 8:34:45 AM] Adrian Bravo: it is a rhetorical question
[10/17/14, 8:34:56 AM] Adrian Bravo: you see in the video that these people are uncontrollably turnt up
[10/17/14, 8:35:01 AM] Adrian Bravo: so much so they dont even understand it
[10/17/14, 8:35:05 AM] Adrian Bravo: their facial expressions indicate

[10/17/14, 8:35:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: lil jon is a fucking animal

[10/17/14, 8:35:08 AM] Adrian Bravo: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
[10/17/14, 8:35:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: I WANT TO STOP
[10/17/14, 8:35:19 AM] Adrian Bravo: BUT I CANT
[10/17/14, 8:35:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: PLEASE HELP
[10/17/14, 8:35:31 AM] Adrian Bravo: I AM A SHELL OF A PERSON
[10/17/14, 8:35:39 AM] Adrian Bravo: I EXIST BUT I HAVE NO CONTROL
[10/17/14, 8:35:44 AM] Adrian Bravo: I AM JUST SO TURNT

[10/17/14, 8:35:55 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: adrian

[10/17/14, 8:35:59 AM] Adrian Bravo: what

[10/17/14, 8:36:00 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: are you living the ace of spades lifestyle

[10/17/14, 8:36:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: no
[10/17/14, 8:36:06 AM] Adrian Bravo: don't change the subject

[10/17/14, 8:36:08 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: neither am i

[10/17/14, 8:36:10 AM] Adrian Bravo: we're talking about turnting
[10/17/14, 8:36:14 AM] Adrian Bravo: did you watch the video
[10/17/14, 8:36:16 AM] Adrian Bravo: and listen to the song
[10/17/14, 8:36:18 AM] Adrian Bravo: are you turnt up yet?

[10/17/14, 8:36:19 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah i did
[10/17/14, 8:36:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i am

[10/17/14, 8:36:23 AM] Adrian Bravo: you see
[10/17/14, 8:36:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: they were regular people

[10/17/14, 8:36:30 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah i totally see

[10/17/14, 8:36:30 AM] Adrian Bravo: regular folks
[10/17/14, 8:36:36 AM] Adrian Bravo: you don't have to be lil jon
[10/17/14, 8:36:38 AM] Adrian Bravo: to get turnt
[10/17/14, 8:36:46 AM] Adrian Bravo: you can just be some random citizen in your apartment

[10/17/14, 8:36:50 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: ZOMBIES ARENT JUST NONSENSE THEYRE ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR YOUR OWN MORTALITY AND THE HUMAN CONDITION

[10/17/14, 8:36:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: having a mundane dinner

[10/17/14, 8:36:52 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: shut up

[10/17/14, 8:36:57 AM] Adrian Bravo: fuck zombies
[10/17/14, 8:37:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: getting turnt is real
[10/17/14, 8:37:07 AM] Adrian Bravo: zombies are fantasy fucking bullshit
[10/17/14, 8:37:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: same thing with game of thrones

[10/17/14, 8:37:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: game of thrones is real?

[10/17/14, 8:37:25 AM] Adrian Bravo: fantasy bullshit for white people who want to fill the void of the middle ages
[10/17/14, 8:37:32 AM] Adrian Bravo: OH WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FROM 1000-1500?
[10/17/14, 8:37:35 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S PRETEND WE DID WITH DRAGONS
[10/17/14, 8:37:54 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S PRETEND WE WERE ADVANCED EVEN THOUGH TOWELHEADS AND CHINAMEN ACCOMPLISHED FAR MORE IN THAT TIME
[10/17/14, 8:38:02 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S MAKE UP OUR FANTASY HISTORY AND PRETEND HEROISM EXISTED
[10/17/14, 8:38:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: IN A TIME

[10/17/14, 8:38:13 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: in a world...

[10/17/14, 8:38:17 AM] Adrian Bravo: WHEN 2/3 OF OUR POPULATION FUCKIN DIED BECAUSE THEY WIPED THEIR ASSES WITH THEIR HANDS
[10/17/14, 8:38:23 AM] Adrian Bravo: AND SLEPT NEXT TO JARS OF SHIT AND RATS

[10/17/14, 8:38:27 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahahahaahhahhahahaha

[10/17/14, 8:38:41 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S GO AHEAD AND PRETEND THAT WE FOUGHT DRAGONS AND GIANTS WITH SWORDS