Recent Pointless Conversations (235)

Game of Turnt

10-24-2014

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[10/17/14, 8:30:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

[10/17/14, 8:30:43 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: good thing my internet is shitty so it loaded the title first
[10/17/14, 8:30:48 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: CLOSED TAB

[10/17/14, 8:31:09 AM] Adrian Bravo: just watch it
[10/17/14, 8:31:14 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: no i wont

[10/17/14, 8:31:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: it's a good music video
[10/17/14, 8:31:21 AM] Adrian Bravo: you're such a fuck
[10/17/14, 8:31:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: i am really disappointed in you
[10/17/14, 8:31:40 AM] Adrian Bravo: it's like a mirror pointed at society
[10/17/14, 8:31:47 AM] Adrian Bravo: and our lack of self-control
[10/17/14, 8:31:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: we just
[10/17/14, 8:31:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: wont
[10/17/14, 8:31:54 AM] Adrian Bravo: turn
[10/17/14, 8:31:55 AM] Adrian Bravo: down
[10/17/14, 8:31:59 AM] Adrian Bravo: we cannot

[10/17/14, 8:32:47 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i dont know what turning down is
[10/17/14, 8:32:48 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: but
[10/17/14, 8:32:53 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i know people that have seen this video
[10/17/14, 8:32:58 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: that still do not know what turning down is
[10/17/14, 8:33:01 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: so what is the benefit
[10/17/14, 8:33:05 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: of watching this shit
[10/17/14, 8:33:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: this garbage

[10/17/14, 8:33:52 AM] Adrian Bravo: first of all
[10/17/14, 8:33:57 AM] Adrian Bravo: turning down is the opposite of turning up
[10/17/14, 8:34:00 AM] Adrian Bravo: or being turnt up
[10/17/14, 8:34:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: which clearly means
[10/17/14, 8:34:09 AM] Adrian Bravo: having a good time
[10/17/14, 8:34:14 AM] Adrian Bravo: a certain joie de vivre
[10/17/14, 8:34:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: if you will
[10/17/14, 8:34:19 AM] Adrian Bravo: pardon my french, mother fucker
[10/17/14, 8:34:25 AM] Adrian Bravo: lil jon is expressing
[10/17/14, 8:34:28 AM] Adrian Bravo: what would i turn down for?
[10/17/14, 8:34:32 AM] Adrian Bravo: whilst i am turnt?
[10/17/14, 8:34:36 AM] Adrian Bravo: no
[10/17/14, 8:34:41 AM] Adrian Bravo: i will not turn down for anything
[10/17/14, 8:34:45 AM] Adrian Bravo: it is a rhetorical question
[10/17/14, 8:34:56 AM] Adrian Bravo: you see in the video that these people are uncontrollably turnt up
[10/17/14, 8:35:01 AM] Adrian Bravo: so much so they dont even understand it
[10/17/14, 8:35:05 AM] Adrian Bravo: their facial expressions indicate

[10/17/14, 8:35:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: lil jon is a fucking animal

[10/17/14, 8:35:08 AM] Adrian Bravo: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
[10/17/14, 8:35:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: I WANT TO STOP
[10/17/14, 8:35:19 AM] Adrian Bravo: BUT I CANT
[10/17/14, 8:35:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: PLEASE HELP
[10/17/14, 8:35:31 AM] Adrian Bravo: I AM A SHELL OF A PERSON
[10/17/14, 8:35:39 AM] Adrian Bravo: I EXIST BUT I HAVE NO CONTROL
[10/17/14, 8:35:44 AM] Adrian Bravo: I AM JUST SO TURNT

[10/17/14, 8:35:55 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: adrian

[10/17/14, 8:35:59 AM] Adrian Bravo: what

[10/17/14, 8:36:00 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: are you living the ace of spades lifestyle

[10/17/14, 8:36:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: no
[10/17/14, 8:36:06 AM] Adrian Bravo: don't change the subject

[10/17/14, 8:36:08 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: neither am i

[10/17/14, 8:36:10 AM] Adrian Bravo: we're talking about turnting
[10/17/14, 8:36:14 AM] Adrian Bravo: did you watch the video
[10/17/14, 8:36:16 AM] Adrian Bravo: and listen to the song
[10/17/14, 8:36:18 AM] Adrian Bravo: are you turnt up yet?

[10/17/14, 8:36:19 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah i did
[10/17/14, 8:36:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i am

[10/17/14, 8:36:23 AM] Adrian Bravo: you see
[10/17/14, 8:36:27 AM] Adrian Bravo: they were regular people

[10/17/14, 8:36:30 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah i totally see

[10/17/14, 8:36:30 AM] Adrian Bravo: regular folks
[10/17/14, 8:36:36 AM] Adrian Bravo: you don't have to be lil jon
[10/17/14, 8:36:38 AM] Adrian Bravo: to get turnt
[10/17/14, 8:36:46 AM] Adrian Bravo: you can just be some random citizen in your apartment

[10/17/14, 8:36:50 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: ZOMBIES ARENT JUST NONSENSE THEYRE ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR YOUR OWN MORTALITY AND THE HUMAN CONDITION

[10/17/14, 8:36:51 AM] Adrian Bravo: having a mundane dinner

[10/17/14, 8:36:52 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: shut up

[10/17/14, 8:36:57 AM] Adrian Bravo: fuck zombies
[10/17/14, 8:37:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: getting turnt is real
[10/17/14, 8:37:07 AM] Adrian Bravo: zombies are fantasy fucking bullshit
[10/17/14, 8:37:15 AM] Adrian Bravo: same thing with game of thrones

[10/17/14, 8:37:22 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: game of thrones is real?

[10/17/14, 8:37:25 AM] Adrian Bravo: fantasy bullshit for white people who want to fill the void of the middle ages
[10/17/14, 8:37:32 AM] Adrian Bravo: OH WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FROM 1000-1500?
[10/17/14, 8:37:35 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S PRETEND WE DID WITH DRAGONS
[10/17/14, 8:37:54 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S PRETEND WE WERE ADVANCED EVEN THOUGH TOWELHEADS AND CHINAMEN ACCOMPLISHED FAR MORE IN THAT TIME
[10/17/14, 8:38:02 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S MAKE UP OUR FANTASY HISTORY AND PRETEND HEROISM EXISTED
[10/17/14, 8:38:03 AM] Adrian Bravo: IN A TIME

[10/17/14, 8:38:13 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: in a world...

[10/17/14, 8:38:17 AM] Adrian Bravo: WHEN 2/3 OF OUR POPULATION FUCKIN DIED BECAUSE THEY WIPED THEIR ASSES WITH THEIR HANDS
[10/17/14, 8:38:23 AM] Adrian Bravo: AND SLEPT NEXT TO JARS OF SHIT AND RATS

[10/17/14, 8:38:27 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahahahaahhahhahahaha

[10/17/14, 8:38:41 AM] Adrian Bravo: LET'S GO AHEAD AND PRETEND THAT WE FOUGHT DRAGONS AND GIANTS WITH SWORDS

Fatherhood

10-20-2014

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[10/20/14 12:53:43 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy
[10/20/14 12:53:50 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: it's easy to understand what's going on with your money
[10/20/14 12:53:56 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: 100% of it goes into that cute li'l babby

[10/20/14 12:54:45 PM] Freddy : nah, we had a baby shower
[10/20/14 12:54:54 PM] Freddy : probablo solvent

[10/20/14 12:55:03 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: did you get like a million diapers
[10/20/14 12:55:12 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: thanks for inviting me
[10/20/14 12:55:44 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i would've given you some books on speaking english or staying out of the united states of america

[10/20/14 12:55:49 PM] Freddy : why is everyone against me
[10/20/14 12:55:56 PM] Freddy : it's like "Hey man, I'm a dad!"
[10/20/14 12:56:01 PM] Freddy : HAHAHAH YOU'RE SO STUPID

[10/20/14 12:56:14 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: you're going to be a great dad, shit-for-brains

[10/20/14 12:56:14 PM] Freddy : HAHAHAH NOW YOU'LL SEE WHAT LIFE IS ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU!
[10/20/14 12:56:35 PM] Freddy : HAHHAHA THAT RAINBOW YOU SAW MAKES YOU A FUCKING IDIOT, GO DIE SHIT
[10/20/14 12:56:40 PM] Freddy : man, wtf

[10/20/14 12:56:51 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy i want to give you a big hug
[10/20/14 12:57:23 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i think as long as you make sure she never gets raped you've done a really good job because apparently 2,000% of american women are raped before they leave the womb.

[10/20/14 12:57:29 PM] Freddy : this is literally how a conversation with a close friend went:
[10/20/14 12:57:38 PM] Freddy : Hey bro, I'm so happy, I'm a dad, all went well, here's a pic
[10/20/14 12:57:50 PM] Freddy : his response: HAHAHHA MAN ALL ANIMALS ARE UGLY AT BIRTH
[10/20/14 12:58:02 PM] Freddy : who says that

[10/20/14 12:58:24 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahahahahahaha
[10/20/14 12:58:29 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy
[10/20/14 12:58:31 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: you would say that
[10/20/14 12:58:35 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: that is something you would say

[10/20/14 12:58:45 PM] Freddy : hahahaha i guess you're right

ISIS is A-Okay

10-15-2014

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[10/15/14 3:21:48 PM] Daniel Robert Lewis: so my friend says ISIS is alright
[10/15/14 3:21:56 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah they're good people

Poop Tips

10-15-2014

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[10/15/14 2:16:55 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: HEY MAN
[10/15/14 2:16:57 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: protip
[10/15/14 2:17:05 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: if you go poop as a meeting starts
[10/15/14 2:17:07 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: you don't have to join the meeting

Tour de France

10-15-2014

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[11:44am] <KpaBap> To win the Tour de France you need to be able to hold 5.9 to 6.0 watts per kg for 30 to 45 minutes at a time, 3 to 4 times over the course of a 5 to 6 hour day in the mountains. 
[11:45am] <KpaBap> 420w for 45 minutes
[11:45am] <KpaBap> ow
[11:45am] <plebby> ouch
[11:49am] <effortDee> 420w
[11:49am] <effortDee> convert that to something i understand?
[11:49am] <KpaBap> 0.56 horsepower
[11:50am] <effortDee> THAT i understand
[11:50am] <effortDee> nah fuck that
[11:50am] <effortDee> im out
[11:50am] <bytemask> you need to be a horse
[11:50am] <bytemask> go back in time and make your mum bang a horse instead of your pop

Conspiracies

10-15-2014

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David Knight joins Alex [Jones] to discuss the accusation Glenn Beck recently made claiming that Alex is dangerous. Beck claims Alex knowingly edited Cliven Bundy’s statements and wants a violent revolution to occur. Any occasional listener to the show can testify to, Alex is neither about a violent revolution nor was he covering up Bundy’s remarks.

After all the attacks that Beck launches towards Alex and Infowars.com its becoming very obvious that Beck isn’t taking the queues from the SPLC or other groups like that, He’s writing the talking points. Evidence thus far is suggesting that Glenn Beck IS a white house [sic] operative!

At 7:38 in the video, he says:
“He actually works for Obama. I’m sorry to have to say that.”

David Knight throws out a quote:
“First they assassinate your character, then they assassinate you.”
He said that he wasn’t sure who said it, but thought it might be Jesse Ventura. Alex corrected him and said “Gandhi…it was Gandhi.”

Matthew Cupples [09:43] http://www.efoodsdirect.com/blog/preparedness-q-and-a-4/
Matthew Cupples [09:43] i can't get past
Matthew Cupples [09:43] "Unfortunately, yes."
Matthew Cupples [09:43] as if he's put a lot of watts through his brain about this specific scenario
Matthew Cupples [09:43] I imagine him in a room filled with old books and a high backed leather chair
Matthew Cupples [09:44] and a smoking jacket
Matthew Cupples [09:44] when asked the question
Matthew Cupples [09:44] he puts his pipe down, sighs heavily
Matthew Cupples [09:44] takes his glasses off
Matthew Cupples [09:44] and goes
Matthew Cupples [09:44] Well Max, unfortunately yes.

Philip Lauer [09:44] tweed jacket
Philip Lauer [09:44] with leather patches on the elbows
Philip Lauer [09:45] "we've studied it extensively, and we have found it is worse than we thought. Obama IS glenn beck"
Philip Lauer [09:46] "we brought in all our greatest minds, like jesse ventura, and the homeless guy giving blowjobs behind the denny's"
Philip Lauer [09:47] i think alex jones should start referring to other nutjobs as "colleagues"