Recent Pointless Conversations (234)

Fatherhood

10-20-2014

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[10/20/14 12:53:43 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy
[10/20/14 12:53:50 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: it's easy to understand what's going on with your money
[10/20/14 12:53:56 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: 100% of it goes into that cute li'l babby

[10/20/14 12:54:45 PM] Freddy : nah, we had a baby shower
[10/20/14 12:54:54 PM] Freddy : probablo solvent

[10/20/14 12:55:03 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: did you get like a million diapers
[10/20/14 12:55:12 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: thanks for inviting me
[10/20/14 12:55:44 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i would've given you some books on speaking english or staying out of the united states of america

[10/20/14 12:55:49 PM] Freddy : why is everyone against me
[10/20/14 12:55:56 PM] Freddy : it's like "Hey man, I'm a dad!"
[10/20/14 12:56:01 PM] Freddy : HAHAHAH YOU'RE SO STUPID

[10/20/14 12:56:14 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: you're going to be a great dad, shit-for-brains

[10/20/14 12:56:14 PM] Freddy : HAHAHAH NOW YOU'LL SEE WHAT LIFE IS ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU!
[10/20/14 12:56:35 PM] Freddy : HAHHAHA THAT RAINBOW YOU SAW MAKES YOU A FUCKING IDIOT, GO DIE SHIT
[10/20/14 12:56:40 PM] Freddy : man, wtf

[10/20/14 12:56:51 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy i want to give you a big hug
[10/20/14 12:57:23 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i think as long as you make sure she never gets raped you've done a really good job because apparently 2,000% of american women are raped before they leave the womb.

[10/20/14 12:57:29 PM] Freddy : this is literally how a conversation with a close friend went:
[10/20/14 12:57:38 PM] Freddy : Hey bro, I'm so happy, I'm a dad, all went well, here's a pic
[10/20/14 12:57:50 PM] Freddy : his response: HAHAHHA MAN ALL ANIMALS ARE UGLY AT BIRTH
[10/20/14 12:58:02 PM] Freddy : who says that

[10/20/14 12:58:24 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahahahahahaha
[10/20/14 12:58:29 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: freddy
[10/20/14 12:58:31 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: you would say that
[10/20/14 12:58:35 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: that is something you would say

[10/20/14 12:58:45 PM] Freddy : hahahaha i guess you're right

ISIS is A-Okay

10-15-2014

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[10/15/14 3:21:48 PM] Daniel Robert Lewis: so my friend says ISIS is alright
[10/15/14 3:21:56 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah they're good people

Poop Tips

10-15-2014

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[10/15/14 2:16:55 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: HEY MAN
[10/15/14 2:16:57 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: protip
[10/15/14 2:17:05 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: if you go poop as a meeting starts
[10/15/14 2:17:07 PM] Adrian Alexandre Bravo: you don't have to join the meeting

Tour de France

10-15-2014

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[11:44am] <KpaBap> To win the Tour de France you need to be able to hold 5.9 to 6.0 watts per kg for 30 to 45 minutes at a time, 3 to 4 times over the course of a 5 to 6 hour day in the mountains. 
[11:45am] <KpaBap> 420w for 45 minutes
[11:45am] <KpaBap> ow
[11:45am] <plebby> ouch
[11:49am] <effortDee> 420w
[11:49am] <effortDee> convert that to something i understand?
[11:49am] <KpaBap> 0.56 horsepower
[11:50am] <effortDee> THAT i understand
[11:50am] <effortDee> nah fuck that
[11:50am] <effortDee> im out
[11:50am] <bytemask> you need to be a horse
[11:50am] <bytemask> go back in time and make your mum bang a horse instead of your pop

Conspiracies

10-15-2014

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David Knight joins Alex [Jones] to discuss the accusation Glenn Beck recently made claiming that Alex is dangerous. Beck claims Alex knowingly edited Cliven Bundy’s statements and wants a violent revolution to occur. Any occasional listener to the show can testify to, Alex is neither about a violent revolution nor was he covering up Bundy’s remarks.

After all the attacks that Beck launches towards Alex and Infowars.com its becoming very obvious that Beck isn’t taking the queues from the SPLC or other groups like that, He’s writing the talking points. Evidence thus far is suggesting that Glenn Beck IS a white house [sic] operative!

At 7:38 in the video, he says:
“He actually works for Obama. I’m sorry to have to say that.”

David Knight throws out a quote:
“First they assassinate your character, then they assassinate you.”
He said that he wasn’t sure who said it, but thought it might be Jesse Ventura. Alex corrected him and said “Gandhi…it was Gandhi.”

Matthew Cupples [09:43] http://www.efoodsdirect.com/blog/preparedness-q-and-a-4/
Matthew Cupples [09:43] i can't get past
Matthew Cupples [09:43] "Unfortunately, yes."
Matthew Cupples [09:43] as if he's put a lot of watts through his brain about this specific scenario
Matthew Cupples [09:43] I imagine him in a room filled with old books and a high backed leather chair
Matthew Cupples [09:44] and a smoking jacket
Matthew Cupples [09:44] when asked the question
Matthew Cupples [09:44] he puts his pipe down, sighs heavily
Matthew Cupples [09:44] takes his glasses off
Matthew Cupples [09:44] and goes
Matthew Cupples [09:44] Well Max, unfortunately yes.

Philip Lauer [09:44] tweed jacket
Philip Lauer [09:44] with leather patches on the elbows
Philip Lauer [09:45] "we've studied it extensively, and we have found it is worse than we thought. Obama IS glenn beck"
Philip Lauer [09:46] "we brought in all our greatest minds, like jesse ventura, and the homeless guy giving blowjobs behind the denny's"
Philip Lauer [09:47] i think alex jones should start referring to other nutjobs as "colleagues"

Bad Superhero

10-15-2014

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Ken Kyger [09:34] im an aspiring billionaire
Matthew Cupples [09:41]ken wtf are you going to do with a billion dollars
Jeremiah Hemphill [09:42] ken will buy a million subdermal implants
Ken Kyger [09:43] i would build smarthouse
Jeremiah Hemphill [09:43] become some sort of superhero that can't get through airport security