Recent Pointless Conversations (259)

White Racism

03-03-2015

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Matt: freddy you're so evolved
Matt: you know that racism is wrong
Freddy: only with black people
Matt: that's true
Matt: it's fine to hate asians and whites
Freddy: racism with white people is like that one 17 year old that got a bj from his teacher and called it rape
Matt: hahahaahhahahhaa

SSL Certificates

02-25-2015

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[2/25/15, 11:43:46 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: ssl certs are such a fucking scam

[2/25/15, 11:43:54 AM] Daniel Robert Lewis: tell me more

[2/25/15, 11:43:57 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: I could do this myself for free in 10 seconds
[2/25/15, 11:44:22 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: instead I paid $300 and have to wait for godaddy to decide to generate my certificate before the next mass extinction event

[2/25/15, 11:44:54 AM] Daniel Robert Lewis: what if banks issued ssl certificates
[2/25/15, 11:45:05 AM] Daniel Robert Lewis: its all about trust and authority right

[2/25/15, 11:45:21 AM] Josh Samuel Lindsey: then they would cost $3,000 instead of $300 and I'd have to wait through the next 7 extinctions before I learned they lost the paperwork

What is love?

02-21-2015

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[2/21/15, 1:21:37 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: I've seen her tits for 5 seconds
[2/21/15, 1:21:41 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: and already in love

[2/21/15, 2:17:26 PM] Matthew Randall Cupples: slava I don't think you know what love is

[2/21/15, 2:21:10 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: love is when vagina get wet

[2/21/15, 2:22:38 PM] Adrian Bravo: ^
[2/21/15, 2:22:53 PM] Adrian Bravo: slava, you are wise beyond your years

[2/21/15, 2:23:30 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: lol
[2/21/15, 2:23:52 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: I am dalai lama
[2/21/15, 2:24:05 PM] Viacheslav Rudkovskyi: dalai slava

Pro SEO

02-18-2015

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Freddy: Hi i need pro SEO
Matt: You came to the right place

Slave

01-28-2015

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[1/28/15, 10:25:16 AM] Jared Levitz: girl from Lviv asked me why I have chosen this pseudonym, explained that I don't like when people misspell my name with Slave :D
[1/28/15, 10:25:25 AM] Jared Levitz: and also I love Levi's jeans

Winter was coming

12-30-2014

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Freddy: 1936, South Dakota
Freddy: Two friends emerge from nearly frozen waters
Freddy: One had long hair and blue eyes
Freddy: The other one, a young black man, Rex Tylone, muscular and toned
Freddy: They were gay.
Freddy: Soon, the hipsters were to show up and protest the love these two free souls had been fostering... Black and white, kris-kross, jimmy eats world.
Freddy: A drip of sweat mixed with a tear... Between the blink of an eye and a sunset... Explodes upon impact with the dark, dirty, crunchy ground: BA-BOOM!!!
Freddy: Winter was coming. It did.
Freddy: -- the end, freddy d., i.q. 420