Recent Pointless Conversations (208)

Family Matters

04-16-2014

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[4/16/14 8:50:47 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hey michael
[4/16/14 8:50:52 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i just got off the phone with the doctors
[4/16/14 8:51:01 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: they said the only cure for my mom was for you to come in to work today

[4/16/14 8:51:07 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: haha

[4/16/14 8:51:07 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: they implied on time

[4/16/14 8:51:12 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: literally lol

[4/16/14 8:51:12 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: but i think any time would do
[4/16/14 8:51:28 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: :)

[4/16/14 8:51:32 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: i think your mom might not make it if it requires me to be on time
[4/16/14 8:51:38 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: because i have not taken a shower yet

[4/16/14 8:51:42 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: yeah she's pretty fucked

[4/16/14 8:51:44 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: also, it takes about 20 minutes to get to work

[4/16/14 8:52:05 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: seriously though she's in the hospital

[4/16/14 8:52:14 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: for what

[4/16/14 8:52:20 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i dunno being old i guess
[4/16/14 8:52:26 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: she couldn't breathe according to my sister
[4/16/14 8:52:37 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: but when my niece got on she was just "having trouble" breathing
[4/16/14 8:53:17 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i'm torn between going up there or not, i'll feel it out this week

[4/16/14 8:53:30 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: i think you should go up there
[4/16/14 8:53:44 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: if you are torn, then that means you want to go somewhat
[4/16/14 8:53:56 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: and like work will be here next week

[4/16/14 8:54:51 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: hahhahaha man you're a stupid fucker
[4/16/14 8:54:54 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: fell for it AGAIN
[4/16/14 8:54:57 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i'm on a roll
[4/16/14 8:55:01 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i'm the insult master

Hospitalized Family Members

04-16-2014

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[4/16/14 12:56:08 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: also my mother is in the hospital

[4/16/14 8:11:04 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: oh no, i'm sorry

[4/16/14 8:21:38 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: haha
[4/16/14 8:21:42 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: GOT YOU GOOD MAN

[4/16/14 8:42:40 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: haha, you got me
[4/16/14 8:42:43 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: i'm so gotted
[4/16/14 8:43:10 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: like i felt sympathy for someone, total wicked burn

[4/16/14 8:46:11 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: sick burn man
[4/16/14 8:46:15 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: i just highfived myself
[4/16/14 8:46:30 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: no but seriously she's in the hospital

[4/16/14 8:46:54 AM] Michael Brooks Orr: oh, no i'm back to sorry

[4/16/14 8:48:23 AM] Matthew Randall Cupples: HAHA I GOT YOU AGAIN, SUCKER!  EAT SHIT!

Wall Nut

04-11-2014

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fredduarte@gmail.com
11:14
i got a wall nut
from my farm
take that, america

Too Many Tickets!

04-11-2014

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[8/30/10 2:38:18 PM] Rosenblatt, Timothy: so i should expect everything to be done in the next hour or so, right?
[8/30/10 2:38:22 PM] Rosenblatt, Timothy: you didn't have that many tickets..

Racism

04-09-2014

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Cupples: hey josh what's the difference between a white xbox and a new one
Cupples: do they all play the same games

Lindsey: the black one is 78% more likely to be arrested at a traffic stop

Cruise

04-01-2014

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Josh: I guess my dad is going on a cruise
Cupples: a cruise where
Josh: spain
Cupples: i wonder if he'll meet any foreign nationals and insult them and make them think less of americans
Josh: the chances of that are between 100-200%